Monday, January 2, 2012

Rambles

I'm addicted to perfume. I own over 30 bottles of it. 
I have acquired a fetish for blankets.
sometimes I save text's that make me laugh. for example.

Emily - I swear. If you abandon me on new years eve. I will punch you in the ovaries.


Father Figure - Are you taking a friend to be your wing man that's right I said Wong man. 
(fail dad, epic fail)

I laugh to much in bad situations. 

I'm becoming awkward.


I no longer sleep...I drink monsters instead.
I got a tramp stamp on new years eve. (a fake one duh)
If and when I do sleep it's usually on my neck weird and I'm certain I will have a weird hunch back by the age of 25.


My birthday is in exactly one month.
The world is supposedly ending this year. Let's live it up!